Prank Caller

Posted by Nathalie on December 20, 2007

See, I knew putting my ## out there on the internet would backfire on me, but did I listen to my first mind? NOPE. I haven’t had many prank callers and/or strange visitors at my house, but the few prank calls have been pretty funny.

Years ago, this guy called up late at night asking to get his hair braided. First off, I knew something was wrong because he basically sounded drunk on the line. He kept repeating himself and he didn’t make any sense. So anyway, here’s basically how the conversation went.

Me: “Good Evening, this is Nathalie”

Him: “Elloww? Ellow? I was callin to get my hurr braided”

Me: “O.k. What did you have in mind?”

Him: “Man, here me out man, serious talk, seriously …”

Me: “O…kaaaay?”

Him: “I’m sayin’ tho…can you braid my pub*c hair?”

Me: CLICK

And that was the end of that one. Funny, but not funny.  Are you serious?  Braid your ‘public’ hairs?  I don’t think so! LOL

The other night, I get another call, this time from a woman. She didn’t have a little joke, she asked to get her hair braided (this woman was also hard to understand on the phone) and then hung up in my face when I asked her name.  Needless to say, the vibe from this woman was strange.  Now, if you’re out there reading this miss, please never call again.

Anyway, I just wanted to vent on the prank calls I get from time to time.   Please understand, I’m a serious individual who’s time isn’t to be wasted, so stop the prank calls please.